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2009-02-05T16:27:00.000-08:00

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2009-01-16T09:05:00.000-08:00

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2009-01-16T08:45:00.000-08:00

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On Sachin - by the greats!

2009-01-14T02:21:00.000-08:00

Destined to be a great" -Barry Richards.

"He is 99.5 percent perfect. I'd pay to see him" - Viv Richards.

"Don't bowl him bad balls, he hits the good ones for fours" - Michael Kasprowicz.

"It's scary, where the hell do we bowl to him" -Allan Border.

"There is no shame being beaten by such a great player. We didn't lose to
Team India. We Lost to Sachin Tendulkar" -Steve Waugh.

"If I've to bowl to Sachin, I'll bowl with my helmet on. He hits the ball so hard" - Dennis Lillee.

"I'd like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I tell you he'd do okay" -Greg Chappell.

"Cricketers like Sachin come once in a lifetime and I am privileged he played in my time" - Wasim Akram.

"The pressure on me is nothing as compared to Sachin Tendulkar. Sachin like God, must never fail. The crowd always expects him to succeed and it is too much pressure on him" -Mark Waugh.

"Everybody gets 15 minutes of fame. But if there's one person I've admired over a 15-year of period, it's definitely Sachin." - Brain Lara

"I'll be going to bed having nightmares of Sachin just running down the wicket and belting me back over the head for six. He was unstoppable. I don't think anyone, apart from Don Bradman, is in the same class as Sachin Tendulkar. He is just an amazing player" -Shane Warne.

"I saw him playing on television and was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I feel that this player is playing much the same as I used to play, and she looked at him on Television and said yes, there is a similarity between the two... his compactness, technique, stroke production... it all seemed to gel" -Sir Donald Bradman.

"In an over I can bowl six different balls. But then Sachin looks at me
with a sort of gentle arrogance down the pitch as if to say 'Can you bowl me another one?'" - Adam Hollioke

A simple fact

2008-07-13T02:36:00.000-07:00

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.
Coffee arrived kept before the candidate,
Then, he asked what is before you?

Candidate:
Instantly replied "Tea".
He got selected.
You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)
Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Signatures and Their Personalities

2008-07-07T00:27:00.000-07:00

# SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN!!
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life"

# TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN!!
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiancées as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.

# SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN!
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.

# NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN!!
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.

# RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN!!
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other person of what he is talking of.

# RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN!!
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong.
You can win them just by flattering them.

# SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS!!
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these seem to think a lot and may get angry very soon.

# WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN!!
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.

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Oscar Awards 2008

2008-06-22T10:02:00.000-07:00

The biggest movie award ceremony, making the 80th Academy Awards function took place at Kodak Theater in hollywood, California . The awards saw :
Best Picture : No country for old men
Best director : Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
Best Actor in leading role : Daniel Day-Lewis
Best Actress in leading role : Marion Cotillard

Good songs - that I've heard

2008-06-15T23:05:00.000-07:00

Hi.. for those who are looking out for good songs that I request my blog visitors to hear :
Here goes the list

1.Nothing else matters - Metallica

2.Living Darfur - Mattafix

3.Jurassic park theme

4.Lord of the dance - Ronan Hardiman

5.She will be loved - Maroon 5

5000-crore SriPuram - Lakshmi Narayani

2008-06-08T10:13:00.000-07:00

Well, the title says it all, SriPuram located within Vellore district wud just appear to be a tiny speck of gold-dirt if viewed from the Moon i guess. True, such a beautiful landscape in 10years, is somethin to wonder. Well, i gues i missed out the main part, this temple for godess Lakshmi Narayani is built with around 4 tonnes of gold, amounting, in Indian money to approx a whooping,stunning,exciting and a lot more -ings.. 5000crores!! Whew, and why? Questione me.. Its godess Lakshmi's temple.. and its got a reputation to hold. The temple is run by 'Amma', a traditional South Indian guy. Divinity? Lacks of gold, does lack something. See it, to believe.

What a joke - 2nd

2008-06-01T23:57:00.000-07:00

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Situational..

Disclosure Policy

2008-05-26T18:43:00.000-07:00

This policy is valid from 07 March 2008

This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. This blog accepts forms of cash advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation.

This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.

The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.

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Techofest - Shankar Mahadevan show!

2008-05-20T10:08:00.000-07:00

What do i say? This show was so good, it exceeded expectations of an usual crowd-puller in many forms. Compare it with the Saarang, what IIT told Chennai had done justice to Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, hmm.. a lil bit of doubt on that one, Anna Univ had twice what Saarang wud ve imagined having, and to suit the public, Rs.50 tickets were on the roll. Worth the money? None wud question this. Shankar himself was surprised @ d show, cud very well been seen with the way he swung into raaga-alabana and introducing more and more singers on-stage. Switching between tamil n hindi songs, calling tamil songs as 'not so famous', a pun.. even at the beginning, all smiles. On the whole, with due respect to all the other instrumentalists on stage, the show was a complete one.. did transcend all forms of public.
Cheers,
Subra

Sir Sachin?

2008-05-16T09:52:00.000-07:00

Sachin Tendulakar, himself would have been taken aback, though being modest, on hearing news that his name was amongst the one's that was suggested for the honorary 'Sir' title, from the British Prime Minister. Mark himself on levels of achievement, he's rightly the 'little master' or er.. undoubtedly the 'mastero' :)
For the quote onto happenings :
The Guardian quotes Brown as suggesting honorary awards so "the British nation can salute their achievements in one of our national sports."

In a days work

2008-05-13T09:09:00.000-07:00

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

Funnny enof :)

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2008-05-08T22:16:00.000-07:00

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Increase Traffic in your blog

2008-05-01T18:50:00.000-07:00

This particular post is to help those in need of traffic in your blogs :

1.Remember - no one is interested in what you type, as long as you urself aint

2.Keep it simple - have a very good title that brings people, the rest will follow

3.Make a lot of noise - post ur blog's link on every damn electronic device u see

4.Jump on any news - should i xplain more?

5.Sign up for websites like adbux and adbux(again), get some money rolling, and ppl falling

Intended for public use - with a damned spirit

Subra

Automatic Log-on - WinXp

2008-04-28T21:16:00.000-07:00

For those who find it touf to log on each time, and like to schedule ur applications and also run them while ur connected, this and my prev post - Scheduling torrents, shall help a lot

How to ?

1.Click Start, click Run, type regedit, and then click OK.

2.Locate the following registry key:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsNT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon

3.Using your account name and password, double-click the DefaultUserName entry, type your user name, and then click OK.

4.Double-click the DefaultPassword entry, type your password under the value data box, and then click OK.

If there is no DefaultPassword value, create the value. To do this, follow these steps:

a.In Registry Editor, click Edit, click New, and then click String Value.

b.Type DefaultPassword as the value name, and then press ENTER.

c.Double-click the newly created key, and then type your password in the Value Data box.

If no DefaultPassword string is specified, Windows XP automatically changes the value of the AutoAdminLogon registry key from 1 (true) to 0 (false) to turn off the AutoAdminLogon feature.

5.Double-click the AutoAdminLogon entry, type 1 in the Value Data box, and then click OK.

If there is no AutoAdminLogon entry, create the entry. To do this, follow these steps:

a.In Registry Editor, click Edit, click New, and then click String Value.

b.Type AutoAdminLogon as the value name, and then press ENTER.

c.Double-click the newly created key, and then type 1 in the Value Data box.

6.Quit Registry Editor.

7.Click Start, click Restart, and then click OK.

After your computer restarts and Windows XP starts, you can log on automatically.

Cheers,

Subra

Lucky Ali and Karthik at Madras-IIT !

2008-04-22T21:52:00.000-07:00

Helo friends,
The nite b4, Chennai had a rare-opportunity of watching Lucky Ali Live !
And i guess, as one wud have xpected, with sequenced music, neva b4 witnessed, he rocked with his best songs 'Kabhi Aisa Lagta Hai' , 'Jaane Kya Dhoondtha Hai' and many more

Karthik made himself look late for the show, but i guess, thats a part to played on a Waiting Crowd!

hmm..
For those who'd missed the show, leave a comment, i ll get u a rapid-share link soon, with a watchable video,
Cheers,
Subra :)

Tamil copied music

2008-04-16T08:49:00.000-07:00

Its high-time people, who've swooned on-the-spot for what they call excellent music to actually realize the fact that half of the indian, or re-stating, tamil composers(excluding NONE), are pretty inclined on copying most of the english hits(adapting is the word that they use, i use copy)!
One website that provides more onto this stuff is:

http://itwofs.com/

This is really : Chronicles of plagiarism as stated
Cheers!
Subra :)

Joke of the day..

2008-04-09T07:57:00.000-07:00

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again

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2008-04-03T07:14:00.000-07:00

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2008-04-03T02:01:00.000-07:00

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2008-03-13T02:40:00.000-07:00

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2008-03-11T17:45:00.000-07:00

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2008-03-05T20:05:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-28T22:40:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-23T17:59:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-18T09:16:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-17T09:35:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-14T19:05:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-14T10:15:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-13T23:48:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-13T09:11:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-12T04:10:00.000-08:00

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2008-02-06T23:28:00.000-08:00

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Just an insane guy!

2008-01-17T00:12:00.000-08:00

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70 year old. "When you're 70, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out !"

"Actually," said the eighty year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the sixty year old.
"No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like a race horse - no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble taking a crap?", asked the 70 year old.
"No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at six o'clo ck and take a crap every morning at six thirty. What's so tough about being eighty?"

To which the eighty year old replied - "I don't wake up until ten!"

Simple enough for a joke to get real..!

2008-01-17T00:10:00.000-08:00

Two friends are walking in the jungle.
Suddenly a tiger appears in the distance running toward them. One friend pulls a pair of 'Nikes' out of his bag and quickly puts them on.
With a surprised look, the other friend says, "You don't really think you can out run that tiger with those?"
"I don't need to out run the tiger", his friend replies, "I just need to run faster than you".

Dumb sports quotes

2008-01-16T20:47:00.001-08:00

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all
dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the Skins say, "I'd run over my
own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To
win, I'd run over Joe's Mom too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earings."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1966:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to
graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don
King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went
to prison for three years, not Princeton."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime
of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up
at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a
baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told
him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?"
He said, "Coach,
I don't know and I don't care."

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, it looks to me like
you're spending too much time on one subject."

What a JOKE !!!!

2008-01-16T00:09:00.000-08:00

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Such brillaince.. much appreciated :)

Cheers,

Subra :)

TATA Nano, not so Big in fact!

2008-01-12T20:11:00.001-08:00

Well, what have I got to say about the $2,500car, so called worldwide, or the 1-lakh car out here @ India.. hmm.. a pretty cute offer to what it seems to be, but hold on.. the TATA nano cannot be accepted as the replacement everyone's looking for.. points?

1.Purposeful, but still an extremely basic edition, well..i ll ask this : can u sit and watch doordarshan live all day? when the guy next door turns onto Ten Sports, or even Ten sports channels??

2.Very cheap, yes.. am going to buy it.. but.. hold on..!! its still in the production stages, gonna get distributed only by the end of 2008 on all outlets!! Hooray!! what a start for the new year.. i mean, the next!

3.TATA cars, have the reputation of being extremely solid.. yea.. go on, go drive the petrol edition of TATA Indica.. and u'll understand..its 'rock-solid', nonethless more.. and ohh.. another car called Nano.. much cheaper.. i'm gona get stoned for sure..

4.Simple and efficient, yeah.. 600 odd cc for such a car... press down on the acclr.. you're overtaken on all sides by an 125cc lml vespa.. whats the use.. india aint that poor! We can afford an Alto in such a case..

5.Headlines "TATA motors-reveal the cheapest car on earth,solar system.. etc etc...", well.. people from Norway had momentarily forgotten that Indians were struck by poverty.. why at all remind them??

6.Once again Headlines " has much more space than maruthi 800, alto, dot dot dot.. ".. yea.. i ll question them in return!!.. do u sell only car outfits? or.. is there free space @ the engine section too???

7.And if you are still reading this, i mean.. the best part is.. Nano means small.. not big.. so.. TATA nano.. nothing BIG!! Really :)

Disclaimer : the above published post.. is meant for pure reality purpose!

Cheers!

Subra..

Best forms of questions and answers

2008-01-11T00:07:00.000-08:00

1. Did you take a bath?"

"Why, is there one missing?"

2. "Are you chewing gum?"

"No, I'm John Smith."

3. "I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."

"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"

4. "What are you going to be when you graduate?"

"An old man."

5. "I spent three years in college taking medicine."

"Are you well now?"

6. "Do you say a prayer before you eat?"

"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."

7. "I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."

"Who wants to eat friends?"

8. "We are having mother for dinner, darling."

"Make sure she's well done."

9. "I want some rat poison."

"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"

10. "It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."

"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

11. "May I hold your hand?"

"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

12. "Does water always come through the roof in this place?"

"No, sir, only when it rains."

13. "When will you straighten out the house, dear?"

"Why? Is it tilted?"

14. "Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"

"No, you'll have to walk"

15. "Now that you're married, you should have some insurance."

"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."

16. "I have changed! my mind."

"Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"

17. "Would you like your coffee black?"

"What other colors do you have?"

Hunt for the most spoken - language !!

2008-01-09T20:40:00.000-08:00

10.French 129million

9.Malay-Indonesian 150 million

8.Portugese 191 million

7.Bengali 211 million

6.Arabic 246 million

5.Russian 277 million

4.Spanish 392 million

3.Hindustani 497 million

2.English 508 million

1.Mandarin 1+ billion (Surprising)

Note : Mandarin is the language of the Chinese which is also regarded to be very tough when compared with english, so.. no comments.. they still rule :)

Cheers,
Subra

Some Easy Quizzy ones..

2008-01-07T19:56:00.000-08:00

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?

7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?

9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?

10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?

11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?

12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?

15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?

16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican )?

17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

Answers : In a week..!

Cheers,
Subra..

Udurawana Joke! Funny in a sense :)

2008-01-03T20:34:00.000-08:00

BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Udurawana: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Udurawana: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Udurawana: Because that proves that I have a brain!

WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Udurawana: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Udurawana: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Udurawana: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Udurawana: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

MOM'S DEAD
Udurawana: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
2 minutes later
Udurawana cries even louder
Friend: Now what?
Udurawana: My sister just called, her mom died too!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Udurawana: I know your PIN number, hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Udurawana: Four asterisks! (****)

HOW MANY MAN
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Udurawana: 16
Friend: Why?
Udurawana: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it OK?
Udurawana: What do you mean OK, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Udurawana: Head Cleaner.

ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Udurawana: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

SPELLING LESSON
Udurawana's Daughter: Dad, what is the spelling of successful. is it one C or two C?
Udurawana: Make it three C to be sure!
(Actually Udurawana had pretty three daughters)

Racism.. well supported!

2008-01-01T20:28:00.000-08:00

This Scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and
London. A white woman, about
50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by
this,
she called the air
Hostess.

"Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked.

"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next
to a
black man. I do not
agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an
alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to
see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came
back a few minutes later.

"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the
economy class. I spoke to the
captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class.
All
the same, we still have
one place in the first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not
usual for our company to
permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class.
However,
given the circumstances,
the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next
to
someone so disgusting."

The Hostess turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you
would like to, please collect
your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment,
the
other passengers who were
shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

Scheduling Torrents

2007-12-28T07:35:00.000-08:00

For people who find it downloading torrents, at night times when usage is free, here is an easy way to trigger your scheduler to do the task of downloading torrents(opening d respective torrent softwares, i mean..)
Its basically for xp users only, but will update others in a while :

For Pro: Go to Start/Administrative Tools/'Local Security Policy/Security Settings\Local Policies\Security Options
Accounts: Limit local account use of blank passwords to console logon only. This is enabled by default, disable it.

For Home: (Keith Miller) Go to Start/Run/Regedit and navigate to this key:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Lsa

Value name: limitblankpassworduse, Type: REG_DWORD, Data: 0 (disabled) 1 (enabled)

Any doubts, leave a comment

Subra :)

GRE words Set 'A'

2007-12-27T09:16:00.000-08:00

amphitheater ( BRITISH = amphitheatre) = oval-shaped
anathema = curse, ban
annul = cancel, nullify
anodyne = pain soothing
anoint = consecrate, to apply oil, especially as
anonymity = state of being anonymous, having
antediluvian = ancient, obsolete, pre historic
antithesis = direct opposite
apathetic = unconcerned, indifferent
aphasia = inability to speak or use words
aphorism = maxim, old saying
aplomb = poise, confidence
apocryphal = a doubtful authenticity, not genuine,
apostate = one who abandons one's faith
apotheosis = Deification, glorification
approbation = praise, official approval
archaic = Antiquated, from an earlier time
archipelago = group of islands
ardor ( BRITISH = ardour) = great emotion or passion
arraign = indict, to call to court to answer a charge
arrogate = seize without right, to demand or claim

What makes it impossible to escape from black holes?

2007-12-26T20:24:00.000-08:00

• General relativity describes mass as changing the shape of spacetime, and the shape of spacetime as describing how matter moves through space.

• For objects much less dense than black holes, this results in something similar to Newton's laws of gravity: objects with mass attract each other, but it's possible to define an escape velocity which allows a test object to leave the gravitational field of any large object. For objects as dense as black holes, this stops being the case. The effort required to leave the hole becomes infinite, with no escape velocity defined.

• There are several ways of describing the situation that causes escape to be impossible. The difference between these descriptions is how space and time coordinates are drawn on spacetime (the choice of coordinates depends on the choice of observation point and on additional definitions used).

• One common description, based on the Schwarzschild description of black holes, is to consider the time axis in spacetime to point inwards towards the center of the black hole once the horizon is crossed. Under these conditions, falling further into the hole is as inevitable as moving forward in time..

• A related description is to consider the future light cone of a test object near the hole (all possible paths the object or anything emitted by it could take, limited by the speed of light). As the object approaches the event horizon at the boundary of the black hole, the future light cone tilts inwards towards the horizon. When the test object passes the horizon, the cone tilts completely inward, and all possible paths lead into the hole.

Marital Woes

2007-12-22T19:31:00.000-08:00

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

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You order what you want, and then when you see

What the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight

Begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives

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If you are married please ignore this message,

If not married : Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something You say.

After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic

Banking. It's called marriage

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Galfriends R like chocolates, taste gud anytime.

Lovers R like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands R like Dal RICE, eaten when there`S no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, SIR

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he

Would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru Hell.

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other

Ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Well well well..
I am so happy! being unmarried :P

Best Leave letters! The Last One is self-owned! :)

2007-12-17T19:39:00.000-08:00

1. Infosys, Bangalore:

An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one weeks leave.”

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o- clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...

14. My own!
" As I had a fracture in my right hand, I'm writing this letter to inform you that it's impossible to write notes in class, so please grant me leave."

Tom Hanks, the Actor, the only Actor

2007-12-15T19:09:00.000-08:00

Marching my way towards watching good movies, i was stuck at a point after the heavenly 'Saving Private Ryan'. As an Actor, Tom Hanks can be called as one who sits patiently waiting and wanting for good movies. His undisputed acting skills in 'Cast Away' - as a single show cud prove to any-a-fellow that his intentions were clear, it was acting-risking, both at the cost of the other, still the first attempt managed to pore thro d oscar filters. Moving onto 'Terminal', a very simple concept cud very well be blown onto a mega hit by Hanks. Forrest Gump, Green Mile and CatchMeIfYouCan had varities, inherently as well. The DaVinciCode, as Robert Langdon, Hanks looked old, still, yet solid. Who could ask for more? Localities-actors consider him as a role model of modern-sensible cinema.. and thus goes the tribute for My Favorite Actor of AllTime
Subra

Rajini Strikes back at ShahRukh - makes it as the entertainer of the year 07

2007-12-12T05:20:00.000-08:00

Well well well...
The title must have said it all..
Rajinikanth makes it, beating SRK in his venture to become the entertainer of the year with OSO
For the full video..go onto..
http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/videopod/default.aspx?id=22347
TNadu Rocks!!
Subra!

One Liners With Hidden Meanings! Part I

2007-12-10T19:36:00.000-08:00

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on
The same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting
Done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
Have already decided , I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
Talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
Of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
On time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
Fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
You" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
Earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you
Where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
Ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
About it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble "
One liners -- Hidden meanings

Guess these are pretty much the best!!

Cheers!

Subra

Letter from Udurawana to Bill Gates

2007-12-04T19:32:00.000-08:00

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,...

This letter is from Udurawana from Kandy, Sri Lanka. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor
(Kandy Hardware) and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the "Shut Down" button.

3. There is a button "Start" but there is no "Stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is "Run" in the menu. One of my friend clicked "Run" has run upto Colombo, Sri Lanka! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any "Re-Scooter" available in system? As I find only "Re-Cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'Find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my "Mouse" from CAT,

So I suggest you to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

9. My child learnt "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence", so when U will provide that?

Best regards,

Udurawana

My stand on the best english movies I have watched so far..

2007-12-01T19:49:00.000-08:00

Watching a movie is a simple task, anyone wud agree, but..
Certainly, the movie must be worth it..

Best among the english movies that I have seen so far(not arranged or prioritised!) :

1.Shawshank redemption
2.The Usual Suspects
3.Pursuit of happYness
4.Sixth Sense
5.The Lord of the Rings(2 & 3)
6.Terminator 1,2
7.Jurassic Park 1
8.The Prestige
9.The Terminal
10.Austin Powers
11.Independence day
12.The Matrix

The above list contains all sorts of movie-genres, and anyone who have missed the first four, i'd better ask them to.. coz.. u have sure missed something !

Cheers!!

Subra

Introducing Launchy version 2.0

2007-11-26T09:46:00.000-08:00

Well, here's subra wishing you a pretty fast way to search out for all d files and folders in your system.

Its called Launchy and is pretty useful, as one wud know after using it..

This software 'Launchy' is basically a search tool for all program-files in your system, being just away from alt+space..

This software can be d'loaded from the following link

http://www.launchy.net/

Hope it does help :)
Subra..

Jocular in every way!

2007-11-21T00:25:00.000-08:00

Calvin And Hobbes, toon 2

2007-11-16T00:49:00.000-08:00

Calvin And Hobbes !!

2007-11-11T00:48:00.000-08:00

Leopard vs Poodle, use of brains, unlike Me!!

2007-11-03T20:00:00.000-07:00

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.

The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"

Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.

"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

This is by far the best of the short jokes that I had enjoyed the most..!
Cheers!

The Great Indian Joke.. pretty funny :)

2007-10-28T08:17:00.000-07:00

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one
night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get
outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the
Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on
that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg
that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in
a competition organized in Britain and this joke was
sent by an INDIAN ... !!!
Cheers!

Redneck medical terms..

2007-10-23T08:04:00.000-07:00

Artery...... ......... .......The study of paintings.
Benign...... ......... .......What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria.... ......... .......Back door to cafeteria.
Barium...... ......... .......What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..... .......A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan........ ......... ....Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize... ......... .......Made eye contact with her.
Coma........ ......... .......A punctuation mark.
Dilate...... ......... .......To live long.
Enema....... ......... .......Not a friend.
Fester...... ......... .......Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...... ......... .......A small lie.

Hangnail.... ......... .......What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.... ......... .......Distingui shed, well known.
Labor Pain........ ......... .Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff....... ........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid...... ......... .......A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.... ......... .......Cheaper than day rates.
Node........ ......... .......I knew it.
Pelvis...... ......... .......Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative... ......... ..A letter carrier.

Rectum...... ......... .......Darn near killed him.
Seizure..... ......... .......Roman emperor.
Tablet...... ......... .......A small table.
Tumor....... ......... .......More than one.
Urine....... ......... .......Opposite of you're out
Varicose.... ......... .......Near by

"Comment" a le vouz????????

Me, myself and Subra :)

2007-10-17T04:14:00.000-07:00

Here i am,
Subramanyan of to what others refer me as..
Bizarre intro, i pretty much know but, typing about your-self anytime is yet, a cumbersome task!

Why, such a title? for my blog..
Well, i havent got the answers to that, just that one of my 'hits' had such a name, i rather preferred to use it..

Moreover, what wud be d use of vistin my blog? hmm.. yea..
Not much
Unless you very well want to 'Get addicted'

Cheers,
first post..dont comment :)

Subra...